Beginner's Guide to Utila

With a nod to my dad for being the one to actually come up with the idea, here’s my version of his “Beginner’s Guide to Utila”. 

If you fly directly to Utila, it will be on a plan smaller than this.

 Options for accommodations are plentiful.

Take a walk down main street.

You can buy anything that you forgot to pack (well, almost).

Utila provides plentiful options if you should want to go diving.

The cinema is open every night if you care for a movie.

You can choose from a wide* variety of recently* released blockbusters*.

*"Wide", "recently", and "blockbusters" may all be used subjectively.

There are many local eateries to choose from. 

The clinic is available should the food not agree with you.

The dentist can take care of other ailments.

Although we hope you won't need it, "lovely caskets" are available should other recourses fail.

 On a slightly tangential point, should I be worried that the dentist's sign is on the same building and hanging directly above the advert for caskets and coffins?